Friday, 7 May 2010

I won a prize.




I don't know what to say. I never got anything like this before. I feel blessed.


The citation in full (original here):

All words below are copyright

Franz de Byl
musician & music teacher
Goethestrasse 16A
10625 Berlin
49-30-8611000
http://www.franz-de-byl.com

(You should note that this quote is a serious infringement of Franz De Byl's rights to privacy, sanity, dignity, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. I publish his words under the principles of fair use, with the above proviso.)



Franz de Byl: Panzerdivision John Candy

I created a new award for NWW suckers and internet wannabe vicious pirates - the name of the award is:
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The Major Bedwetter!
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And the winner iiiiizzzz:
Mr. Panzerdivision John Candy!
...whoever that is. Look at his blog
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http://panzerdivisionjohncandy.blogspot.com/2010/02/franz-de-byl.html
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If you're also wanting to gain this award some lovely day, you will only have to meet the following conditions:
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1. Search yourself a code name in using the name of a well known figure, actor, artist, cuban politician or DJ in combination with a term of the 2nd world war, Hitler or the SS, star wars or World Trade Center.
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2. Start a blog and create a profile about your pipe dreams to blow up your virtual person or avatar until you accept it as a reality yourself.
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3. Start boring the community with platitudes and commonplaces. You will get a lot of banal comments and grow up and get famous very soon...a star will be born!
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4. Enlarge your virtual life - register with new names like under 1 explained for any kind of internet communities, especially those who collect other people like you (last.fm, discogs, rateyourmusic etc.). Feel free in all united assholes forums.
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5. Try to piss on real people or muggles. Nobody can debar you - because you are and remain as nothing but an anonymous motherfucker at least. Nothing is more fun for a major bedwetter like pissing on s.b. with a real name and existence! Like a fucking dog or a fucking graffiti sprayer do on a fucking wall..
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6. Feel like what you are: a hero! You won't have much time left.
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Mr. Panzerdivision John Candy (...what a drag-name!) does all that with a maximum of quality and advance!
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Congratulation!!
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By the way: Last FM receives a DMCA complaint through Google at this time. So also this issue will soon be forgotten. To be real and to have a real name can be convenient sometimes, Mr. Anonymous Asshole! You will only enter the history books as THE MAJOR BEDWETTER - awarded through
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Franz de Byl
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musician & music teacher
Goethestrasse 16A
10625 Berlin
49-30-8611000
http://www.franz-de-byl.com
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By the way: Please feel free to write a comment but notice: I will only publish comments what are sent to me by real persons with a real and legal name and address - thanx
Posted by Franz de Byl at 4/21/2010 01:45:00 AM
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